So I felt it was due time for some... house cleaning, shall we say. The dust mites that had been collecting behind Jake's ears are now cleaned away, and I am pleased to report that the bipolar plot, which until present had been sulking madly in that corner over there *points ambiguously*, has now been taken to rehab. Joy.

  No new Creatrix news on which to report, except perhaps for the fact that there is news of having no news on which to report, which would mean there truly is news on which to report, were it not for the fact that the only news on which to report has already been reported, which altogether leads back to the original purpose of this paragraph, which was, indeed, to report that there is no new news on which to report. Have a nice day.

     ~TheCreatrix

Metathesiophobia--fear of changes

I have been a member of Xanga for 411 days. Good heavens.