| | Conversation that happened to a hapless person who knew not of my middle age crisis:
(ps. names have been removed to hide identities)
(pps. I'm the one without italics)
(ppps. Someone arrest pps for ruining ps's job)
u fall asleep??
Yup. That's why I'm talking to you.
well u hadnt said anything for awhile
Neither had you, really
yeah i suppose
It's one of those things; don't eat kill the dog if it ain't biting you.
Sorry, I only meant *kill, not eat and kill.
um....u eat dog
I just said, I only meant kill.
But then again, they do it in the Phillipines; can it be that bad?
o ok
maybe they dont have some animals we do so there substituting
So you're saying what we're doing is the right way, and everybody else just substitutes because they don't have what we do?
yeah pretty much
jk
I don't think they're substituting. That's just the way they roll.
yeah i know
well i dont think they rool
roll
Oh fine. That's the way they ingest sustenance, then.
ok thats better
Should I use all big words, then, and no slang?
fine then ill talk like a guy from the 1700's or sumthin
so ha
Verily, lad, wherefore hath thy minde strayede? Thou know not to whom thy speatheth!
Shant thine very soul, in thy earthly fortunes, know, in sooth, that
thou art not the only being upon this land that speaks such tongue?
does thou want meith to strikeith thee across thy face
It stands beyond mine owne comprehension how thou can such assume that
thou challenge mine capacity to speaketh the native tongue of our
fathers! Thou art an insult, a very disgrace, to the language!
My dear lad, take well this advice--challenge not if thou canst stand the very winds of challenge herself!
k u win
i need some practice
Thine humility warrants thy forgiveness, my dear sir, though I stand in
belief that it shall taketh more than practice to acquire such dialect.
M'lad, be frank with he to whom thou speak... Did thou, in thy haste ways, expect such response?
True as that be, I speakth in this tounge better aloud rather than if i beith online
but i think u would still win
I thank thee for thy respect. Verily, for thy humbleness, I shalt speak mine tongue no longer.
no i didnt expect u to anser like that
But really, like I said.... Watch who you challenge Olde English.
All in good fun, lad. Oh, sorry...
(pppps. While ps and ppps are attempting to lynch pps for revealing
TheCreatrix's blatantly apparent role in the previous comment, both
pppps and TheCreatrix himself wish to note that neither means any
insult to the person with whom Creatrix held this conversation (hence
the blockage of identity). The previous is posted more so because it is
a middle age crisis event than anything.)
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